Twitter Quotes · Page 175

I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.

— Nate

Over time, we look forward to introducing new advertising experiences and business experiences on Instagram.

— Marne Levine

There are 2 reasons why we dont trust people: 1. We dont know them. 2. We do know them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Etc: The word that makes people think you are smarter than you really are.

— Nikhil Saluja

The reason social media is so difficult for most organizations: It’s a process, not an event.

— Seth Godin

MARRIAGE, The continuous process of getting used to things you never expected;

— Nikhil Saluja

You need to be aware of what you're putting on social media and what you're talking about.

— Faf de Klerk

I have a Twitter account; I have a fantastic Facebook page.

— Angus King

If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't have Twitter, but Lady Gaga tweeted at me - like, reposted an interview where I was fangirling - and wrote,…

— Katherine Langford

On the intimate relationships, I'd say you can be someone who wouldn't normally get attention in traditional media and come onto Instagram…

— Kevin Systrom

Facebook has revealed their estimated net worth - $96 billion. That's almost as much money as businesses lose every year from their…

— Jay Leno

Social media is addictive precisely because it gives us something which the real world lacks: it gives us immediacy, direction, a sense…

— David Amerland

Having tweets favorited rather than being retweeted isn't the same thing as getting friend zoned but it feels similar

— Nikhil Saluja

Well,” Naomi said cheerfully, “what’s the worst that can happen?” They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities.…

— Rachel Caine

If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory!! That's the power of Smile !!

— Nikhil Saluja

Society these days: (facebook) *slut sends nudes* - eventually gets sent around. - too many pregnent teenagers. - direspect, rude and igorant.…

— Kiara Leigh

Social media is great because you can get information out there quick or you can use it as a ministry tool, but…

— Jeremy Camp

I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw…

— Nikhil Saluja

Google helps us sort the Internet by providing a sense of hierarchy to information. Facebook uses its algorithms and its intricate understanding…

— Franklin Foer

Online I see people committing 'social media suicide' all the time by one of two ways. Firstly by responding to all criticism,…

— Anonymous

Some of them are funny. Some of them are ridiculous. Some of them are annoying. I don't want to be one of…

— Harry Styles

'Dependent web' platforms such as Twitter, Facebook, Google and Yahoo are where people go to discover and share new content. Independent sites…

— John Battelle

I am a troll. And do you know what? I really don't like social media apart from that aspect of it. Posting…

— James Blunt

MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them;

— Nikhil Saluja

I've never had a MySpace or a Facebook page. I avoid that entirely.

— Haley Joel Osment

The conversation on Twitter and the way people are in the world are very different.

— Jon Lovett

Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome.

— Anonymous

Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

— Anonymous

Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare.

— Eric Schmidt

We will not leave this nation at the mercy of YouTube and Facebook

— Recep Tayyip Erdogan

Social media allowed us to become our own storytellers. With it, we seized the power of our truth.

— DeRay Mckesson

If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos.

— Anonymous

Don't judge me by what someone posts on my page on Facebook.

— Kathy Szeliga

Twitter: any time I write on my page they call it a tweet.. but you facebook how do they call your writings?

— Elormie

“Don’t worry the trolls don’t come to you. It’s your own darkness that leads you to the trolls.”

— Polly Horvath

That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves penis.

— Anonymous

I was the first candidate to announce my run on Instagram. So that was kind of cool.

— Elise Stefanik

Social media gives one a family to share ones life with.

— Sonu Nigam