The more you tweet about why your hair color makes you better than others, the more I despise you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of said following me on twitter it should be stalk me on twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's nice to have the power of Twitter to correct things that were incorrect. — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
I don't do Twitter because I don't want to talk about myself more than I already have to. — Kit Harington Copy Share Image
Me: Where have you been all my life? She: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People barely have anything to say in 140 characters. The last thing we need is a bunch of discursive rambling on Twitter. — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
“What you post online speaks VOLUME about who you really are. POST with intention. REPOST with caution.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
You said you wont leave me alone but where are you now? I'm alone again and I haven't forgotten about you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Your pregnant is the only AprilFool joke you women got? Find a new joke cause that been played out years ago — Deon Crockett Copy Share Image
Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Now if you're using Twitter or other social networks, and you didn't realize this was a space with a lot of Brazilians… — Ethan Zuckerman Copy Share Image
I don't know how many times I've turned to Twitter and Facebook to commiserate and celebrate, bounce ideas off of friends, colleagues… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
