Twitter Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 47

I want to verb your nouns adjectively.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I missed your call, please send a text that says I called you.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ` Asking for a Friend

— Nikhil Saluja

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some of the greatest quotes, come from the most uncommon of minds.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't have a twitter account. A twitter account have me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any…

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. Woman means:I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages.

— Nikhil Saluja

Love is a dream, marriage an alarm clock.

— Nikhil Saluja

With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!

— Nikhil Saluja

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the…

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I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, is much like a fire -- he goes out if unattended;

— Nikhil Saluja

My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com'

— Nikhil Saluja

Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex with your future wife - Mutual trust

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode.

— Nikhil Saluja

In my version of volleyball I use my legs and also don't play volleyball.

— Nikhil Saluja

This isn't an office-It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's so fucking sexist to assume that women have vaginas.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, That which makes the world revolve:

— Nikhil Saluja

VERBAL: Able to whine in words

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man.

— Nikhil Saluja