Twitter Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 11

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you.

— Nikhil Saluja

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,…

— Nikhil Saluja

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

— Nikhil Saluja

Stop quoting me on your twitter profile. - Gandhi

— Nikhil Saluja

Hole (noun) : When a mouse laughs at a cat, there is a hole nearby.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

— Nikhil Saluja

MOVIE STAR, a Hollywood resident who cannot live in the institution of marriage -- but doesn't mind frequent visits

— Nikhil Saluja

DROOLING: How teething babies wash their chins.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal newspapers.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, What makes marriage possible -- habit makes it last;

— Nikhil Saluja

Between 3 and 80, Man is like North Korea: Ruled by nuts'

— Nikhil Saluja

I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change…

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties.

— Nikhil Saluja

Hello? Hello, uh ... do you sell ladders? Sorry, you have the rung number.

— Nikhil Saluja

I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who has to grow old alone;

— Nikhil Saluja

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it.

— Nikhil Saluja

If beer pong was one of the event in the Olympics, I would get gold for sure.

— Nikhil Saluja

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer;

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:I LIKE YOU, BUT. Woman means:I don't like you.

— Nikhil Saluja

I love how the 140 character limit on twitter forces girls to get to the damn point.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich.

— Nikhil Saluja