“Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination. Every time you give them a new metaphor, a mustard seed,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“She have to go pick up prescription, so I watch Sophie for short time. And tiny bears are happy when I go… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I kind of dislike 'For Whom the Bell Tolls,' but most of Hemingway in general, mainly because his stylistic shenanigans ruined so… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The reason I wrote 'You Suck' was that I so enjoyed spending time with Tommy and Jody. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
