Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I'm actually called Bang, a quite common name in Denmark where I'm from, so it's not like me trying to come up… — Claes Bang Copy Share Image
Ginny, listen . . . I can’t be involved with you anymore. We’ve got to stop seeing each other. We can’t be… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
There's not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Dear Preps, Instead of putting the make up on your face try eating it maybe it will make you pretty on the… — Kelly Copy Share Image
There are only four types of officer. First, there are the lazy, stupid ones. Leave them alone, they do no harm…Second, there… — Erich von Manstein Copy Share Image
In days gone by, short-statured people were not only labelled as ugly, stupid and freakish, they were often owned by aristocrats and… — Stella Young Copy Share Image
I don't know how to speak to celebrities. Every time I talk to Alan Menken, I say something stupid and I have… — Kara Lindsay Copy Share Image
Anger is one of the most intimate of emotions and to expose it to strangers is one of the most stupid and… — James Clavell Copy Share Image
The world demands I make good choices on no information, and then blames my maidenhood for my mistakes, as if my maidenhood… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
One day he (Einstein) said that the only mechanical force more powerful than steam, electricity and atomic energy is will. That Albert… — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
I have known George W. Bush slightly since we were both in high school, and I studied him closely as governor. He… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
Someone said to me, "Hey, what's it like kissing Marilyn Monroe?" I said, "It's like kissing Hitler. What are you doing asking… — Tony Curtis Copy Share Image
“I'm a human being and I've got thoughts and secrets and bloody life inside me that he doesn't know is there, and… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
I realize that books are not the entire world, even if they sometimes seem to contain it. But I need the stupid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have found a way to beat myself I win by losing, something like that I'm told that I'm stupid So ok,… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I could start this review by stating that Dumb and Dumberer lives up to its name, or by calling it stupid, moronic,… — James Berardinelli Copy Share Image
“Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“How easily someone is offended is directly proportional to how stupid they are.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
It's stupid. There are maps to show you how to get to the place where you want to be but no maps… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a monsterous deal of stupid quizzing, & common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
We have known for a long time that Prince Charles' empty sails are so rigged as to be swelled by any passing… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
The brave man is intelligent; he faces danger because he understands it and is prepared to meet it. The drunkard who runs,… — Henry Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Practice to look stupid, practice to look like you are not good enough or smart enough where you couldn't do things right… — John Assaraf Copy Share Image
Over the course of history, governments, political regimes, and leaders have done some stupid things despite all arguments to the contrary, at… — James Carville Copy Share Image
There are kids don't want to do something because they're afraid of looking stupid to their peers. There comes a time when… — Mike Krzyzewski Copy Share Image
There's not like a science to it, necessarily, but I'm also the kind of person who spends a long time in the… — Neko Case Copy Share Image
Allegri is an easy coach to understand, as he doesn't like to work with stupid people. — Patrice Evra Copy Share Image
If you think meet-and-greets are fundamentally stupid, then you're never not gonna think that. — Devin Townsend Copy Share Image
You see I kept asking myself then: why am I so stupid that if others are stupid—and I know they are—yet I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I listened wide-eyed, stupid. Glowing by her voice in the dim light. If chocolate was a sound, it would've been Constantine's voice… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
“My most insightful comments have been forgotten while letting a whining dog out the door.” — Jael Turner Copy Share Image
I can do whatever I want. They will tell me if what I am doing is stupid or a total waste of… — Bill Budge Copy Share Image
Other than hitting the ball...there's nothing else I have ever done or know how to do. How to live on the outside,… — Kim Young-kwang Copy Share Image