I will tell you this: I will not raise taxes on the middle-class to pay for these programs. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it? — Jim McMahon Copy Share Image
I feel pretty stupid that I don't know any foreign languages. I wish I knew French or Arabic or Chinese. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“One whole rabbit for a big bad wolf like you? You stupid ass. If” — Vivienne Savage Copy Share Image
An intelligent woman has millions of born enemies... all the stupid men. — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Copy Share Image
I used to say, 'Hey, man, what kind of a stupid question is that?' to a newspaperman asking me heavy things right… — Steve Prefontaine Copy Share Image
My thing was play as hard as you can, don't be stupid, pay attention to details, and have enough guts in the… — Joe Paterno Copy Share Image
I'm home! Yuki-Kun, Tohru-Kun, I'm home! Oh, and let's not forget Stupid-clumsy-Kyo-Kun-who-lost-yet-another-fight!" -Shigure — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
When I dig around in the roots of how we imagine ourselves, how we govern, how we live together in communities -… — John Ralston Saul Copy Share Image
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“If only stupid people could have the mere intelligence to shut up while discussing serious matter, the world would go along so… — Laure Lacornette Copy Share Image
The best test of whether someone is extremely stupid (or extremely wise) is whether financial and political news makes sense to him. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
“Because Marian was the love of my life. For a long time. And that's the kind of information you share when you're… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
Los Angeles people are incapable of passively mainlining TV and movies. Here you have to read who produced or directed every episode,… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course,… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I tried to write things, but they were so ridiculous and stupid and impossible and I had not a clue what they… — Hampton Fancher Copy Share Image
... No photograph ever was good, yet, of anybody - hunger and thirst and utter wretchedness overtake the outlaw who invented it!… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
An education system suits some more than others. It can lead you out into life or lead you on a wild goose… — Michael Leunig Copy Share Image
I don't want to describe either Governor Mitt Romney or the Republicans as stupid, but I will say this - if you… — Antonio Villaraigosa Copy Share Image
When people get cancer now, the first thing you do is you go to some doctors to get some advice, figure out… — Exene Cervenka Copy Share Image
The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them. — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
Who am I to stop everybody just to tell my stupid story? It's presumptuous. — Brendan Benson Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to get stupid and feel it. Remember everyone's looking at me and not you. — ZZ Ward Copy Share Image
If we're being told to do stupid or cruel things, then it is morally correct to disobey. — Martin Firrell Copy Share Image
The stupid speak of the past, the wise of the present, and fools of the future. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
People come up with stupid ideas all the time. That's why your detergent tells you not to eat it. — Seanbaby Copy Share Image
The only saving grace of the present is that it's too damned stupid to question the past very closely. — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
Everyone has the right to be stupid on occasion, but Comrade Macdonald abuses the privilege. — Leon Trotsky Copy Share Image
Dont say u love me unless u mean it cause I'm might do something stupid like belive it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid. — Maxwell Maltz Copy Share Image