Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
People often say that aesthetics is a branch of psychology. The idea is that once we are more advanced-all the mysteries of… — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
I hate watching me. I hate watching me. It just makes me feel awful. I think, 'I look stupid from that angle.… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
With a little time, and a little more insight, we begin to see both ourselves and our enemies in humbler profiles. We… — Lewis B. Smedes Copy Share Image
There are some ideas so stupid that only intellectuals can believe in them, particularly left-wing intellectuals. — Poul Anderson Copy Share Image
I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Mahmoud Darwish wrote that "extreme clarity is a mystery." That sounds right to me. I don't want anyone hunting for anything ancillary… — Matthew Zapruder Copy Share Image
We kid ourselves that we're trying to be empathetic with the human condition from a distance, but I don't think that is… — Simon Winchester Copy Share Image
I will always continue to make stupid action films but I think 'V For Vendetta' is a very smart film and I… — Joel Silver Copy Share Image
Be willing to work for nothing in things you think are stupid. Make work for yourself. Make your own luck. Don't complain.… — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
Education in philosophy is energy speaking to energy, a higher perspective of spirit that is trying to awaken its next natural generation… — Kenny Smith Copy Share Image
I make fun of Mensa. I don't know a great deal about Mensa - that's the high IQ group - but I… — Howard Gardner Copy Share Image
We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings. — Terry Crisp Copy Share Image
Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
What people commonly call Fate is, as a general rule, nothing but their own stupid and foolish conduct. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of… — Jade Puget Copy Share Image
One cannot overestimate the power of a good rancorous hatred on the part of the stupid. The stupid have so much more… — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't really feel angry… — Chris Isaak Copy Share Image
The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives. — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
If we're united, I wouldn't care about a White school board getting me a little something. The hell with the school board;… — Louis Farrakhan Copy Share Image
To defend something is always to discredit it. Let a man have a warehouse full of gold, let him be willing to… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
Honestly, I just thought I was dumb. Which isn't the case, I know now. When I got told I was dyslexic, it… — Dylan Llewellyn Copy Share Image
I did get myself into little scrapes when I was younger and a bit stupid, but there is only one manager I… — Craig Bellamy Copy Share Image
To create one must be willing to be stone stupid, to sit upon a throne on top of a jackass and spill… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
It’s hard to stay mad, when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at… — Alan Ball Copy Share Image
You have killed my love. You used to stir my imagination. Now you don't even stir my curiosity. You simply produce no… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The director of 'Independence Day,' 'Godzilla' and 'The Patriot' has certain attributes, all of which are given full vent in 'The Day… — Stephen Hunter Copy Share Image
So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly?' I asked. He looked at me as if I were… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stupid men out there who feel like makeup is a betrayal of the truth, and that is so… — Katya Zamolodchikova Copy Share Image
Almost everywhere, climate change denial now looks as stupid and as unacceptable as Holocaust denial. — George Monbiot Copy Share Image
The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, "my name is Humphrey" somebody… — Jamie Farr Copy Share Image
I like to write my shows coming up with the stupidest things I can think of then finding a way I can… — Jinkx Monsoon Copy Share Image
People come up with stupid ideas all the time. That's why your detergent tells you not to eat it. — Seanbaby Copy Share Image
“(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor… — Mad Magazine Editors Copy Share Image
The world and man are identical. This is why racism is the most stupid thing in the world. — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
I love trains. I don't even mind First Great Western, which is a stupid name because it implies every carriage is first… — Tim Rice Copy Share Image
