Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I respect you more than anyone. But right now I’m wondering what bothers you more, that I made a stupid decision or… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
It is dreadful how I miss you, and everything that everybody says seems flat and stupid. — Vita Sackville-West Copy Share Image
I've been on MTV for so many years. They're so stupid and, like, disrespectful and rude. — Chanel West Coast Copy Share Image
I admit that I myself am far from having a complete command of every topic I touch on, but my knowledge of… — Alfred de Vigny Copy Share Image
I hate the new word processors that want to tell you, as you're typing, that you made a mistake. I have to… — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
It is one of the biggest blessing that you can be stupid with your true friends and behave like you shame to… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“Have faith that your child's brain is an evolving planet that rotates at its own speed. It will naturally be attracted to… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
But I can't listen to music too often. It affects your nerves, makes you want to say stupid, nice things, and stroke… — Vladimir Lenin Copy Share Image
the usual attitude of Christians towards Jews is - I hardly know whether to say more impious or more stupid, when viewed… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
When someone tells you you're not going to walk again and you spend about a year and half on your back, your… — Melody Gardot Copy Share Image
God’s anointing is not based on your performance, but if you don’t open the Word, you’re stupid, because that’s where the words… — Andrew Wommack Copy Share Image
Love's ship has foundered on the rocks of life. We're quits: stupid to draw up a list of mutual sorrows, hurts and… — Vladimir Mayakovsky Copy Share Image
I often use the iPhone as an example of how governments shape markets, because what makes the iPhone ‘smart’ and not stupid… — Mariana Mazzucato Copy Share Image
Wow, you really gonna fight me on the internet?? What's the worst you can do? CAPS LOCK me to death? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cycling is such a stupid sport. Next time you are in a car travelling at 40mph think about jumping out - naked.… — David Millar Copy Share Image
To believe that one, or even three, mates can supply all the things one needs from one's friends is as stupid as… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are… — Kristin Hersh Copy Share Image
Well, if there is a spectrum between ethnic and civic forms of nationalism, which is a rather schematic way of looking at… — Neal Ascherson Copy Share Image
Dear Hilde, if the human brain was simple enough for us to understand, we would still be so stupid that we couldn't… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
Stupid English." "English isn't stupid," I say. "Well, my English teacher is." He makes a face. "Mr. Franklin assigned an essay about… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
What?s wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more… — Paul Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. — John Stuart Mill Copy Share Image
You want a piece of advice?" said Ripred. "Don't bother. I know what you'll say. The whole thing's stupid," said Gregor. "Quite… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Scoring comes from being able to preserve what you've got and play your smart shots when you need to play them and… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I suffer with you. I've never seen such stupid ballplaying in all my life! — Ray Kroc Copy Share Image
With the way I fight, the UFC's not stupid. For one, they probably know that they're don't have me forever. — Justin Gaethje Copy Share Image
I think the best war photos I have taken have always been made when a battle was actually taking place - when… — Horst Faas Copy Share Image
Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it. — Emile M. Cioran Copy Share Image
I haven't ever had any ambition in my life. I just drift from day to day with a stupid grin on my… — Ian Gillan Copy Share Image
Mexican word of the day Wheelchair : Me and Juan only have one taco, but is okay, Wheelchair. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate saying that youth is wasted on the young since it's so f**king stupid, but I think you realize if you're… — Mike Dirnt Copy Share Image
The wise and good are outnumbered a thousand to one by the brutal and stupid. — Douglas Preston Copy Share Image
We're not going to beat Barack Obama with some guy who has Swiss bank accounts, Cayman Island accounts, owns shares of Goldman… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
I keep getting asked how I write about such smart, strong women, and my response is, what's the alternative? Weak, stupid women?… — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
People by themselves can be pretty stupid. People working together can be very powerful. — Paul Reed Smith Copy Share Image
The distinction between literary and genre fiction is stupid and pernicious. It dates back to a feud between Robert Louis Stevenson and… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
