Stupid Quotes · Page 61

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

— Russell Lynes

I'm definitely a guy that's done a lot of stupid s--- too. It happens.

— Scott Dixon

The right of holding slaves is clearly established in the Holy Scriptures, both by precept and example.

— Richard Furman

Philosophers have a long tradition of marrying stupid women, from Socrates on. They think it clever.

— Simon Gray

“People don’t read as much anymore. That’s why they’re so stupid.”

— Isabella Fontaine

Speaking as a man, it's not a woman's issue. Us men are tired of losing our women.

— Dan Quayle

It is stupid to grieve for the loss of a girl friend: you might never have met her, so you can do…

— Cesare Pavese

Every article I've read about myself always winds up concluding that I am not, in fact, completely stupid.

— Amber Heard

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did,…

— Terry Jones

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

— Bill Hicks

He was in love, and people in that condition did stupid, unfathomable things. They were all flawed, every single one.

— Alice Hoffman

The fact that I am interrupting serious work to answer these questions proves that I am so stupid that I should be…

— Ernest Hemingway

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It…

— Dwight L. Moody

A scene, a day of shooting, can often make you feel kind of stupid and inept because your one job is to…

— Ron Howard

It's usually the stupid people that develop long illnesses. You need more than indolence and selfishness, you need endurance to make a…

— W. H. Auden

I keep myself busy, I read a lot, watch a lot of TV, and do a lot of gardening. I do stupid…

— Akshaye Khanna

Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody shushed them. “And I hope that someday I’ll do…

— Daniel Handler

In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves, you would need time, and I just…

— Ryan Kwanten

I always wonder: the images that hit your brain when you're young are so significant, because there's not that much information in…

— Rob Zombie

For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless. And then it occurred…

— Bill Bryson

We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly,…

— Alain de Botton

Simon!” The voice was Clary’s. He would know it anywhere. He wondered if his mind was conjuring it up now, a sense…

— Cassandra Clare

Women have in their natures something akin to owls and fireflies. While men grow stupid and sleepy towards evening, they become brighter…

— Abba Louisa Goold Woolson

It has become a kind of religion that you can't criticise because then you become a traitor to the great cause, which…

— Doris Lessing

“I didn’t care. I don’t care. But I did care. I’m so stupid!”

— Pepper Winters

Mexican word of the day Wheelchair : Me and Juan only have one taco, but is okay, Wheelchair.

— Anonymous

If she is stupid enough to let you go, you're clever enough not to look back.

— Anonymous

Soviet propaganda is remarkably effective and the Americans are even more remarkably stupid.

— Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

Anybody who wants to learn everything is pretty stupid. You learn what you can.

— Pete Seeger

Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.

— William Moore Kelly

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

— Joy Behar

Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

— Terry Pratchett

I believe he [Saddam Hussein] wants a better relationship with America.

— Louis Farrakhan

If you're stupid enough to whiff, you should be smart enough to forget it.

— Arnold Palmer

It is time to stop personal destruction and prying into private lives

— William J. Clinton

Guys are so stupid; they do stupid things and then expect the girl they like to fall for them.

— Kashmira Shah

Progressivism is the belief that we have too much freedom with which to make too many stupid choices.

— David Harsanyi

“And you pretend to be stupid, which is completely disingenuous. Big word, but I know you know what it means.”

— Kim Harrington

You cannot argue stupidity, you just have to accept it patiently as one of those things.

— Nevil Shute

Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.

— Zach Braff