Stupid Quotes · Page 58

If you look at their voting habits and their eating habits, you realize people are stupid.

— RuPaul

“Ignorance is bliss' only if you're ignorant enough to believe that that's where bliss comes from.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.

— George Berkeley

Another stupid party . . . with six people to look on, and talk nonsense to each other.

— Jane Austen

Listen! Say less rather than more. If you want to be smart, play stupid!

— Helena Rubinstein

“If you're going to be stupid, at least be smart about it. (Eric Brewster's mother)”

— Eric Brewster

I hate it when I'm in the middle of stupid thing !!!!!!!!!!!!

— Destiny Meador

The Lybian army is capable of destroying America and breaking its nose.

— Muammar al-Gaddafi

I'm done. I'm done with you. I'm done with your bullshit. You're not worth my time. You never were and I was…

— Anonymous

When I was young I used to smother myself with olive oil mixed with a dash of vinegar to keep the flies…

— Stephanie Beacham

The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wouldn't have gotten…

— Daniel Handler

A gastronomer who is not an environmentalis t is just stupid. Whereas an environmentalis t who is not a gastronomer is sad.…

— Carlo Petrini

My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got…

— Steve Ballmer

But I was so stupid and let you go, Please take me back and hold me tight, Don't let me go just…

— Fad Ibra

Then I fall asleep with a stupid feeling of wishing to be different from what I am or from what I want…

— Anne Frank

Machinima has just been stupid-amazing. They're incredible. It's been exciting to work with them, and I hope to do it for a…

— Orlando Jones

I think we are all of us a pretty milky lot, without tea-table convictions and our radicalism that keeps so consistently within…

— John Dos Passos

The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you…

— Brian Regan

The problem is, is when your focus is created by a crisis, then the frontal lobe shuts down essentially, the frontal cortex…

— David Allen

I will cross that bridge when it comes. I am not stupid. I am a very bright guy. I know that in…

— Conor McGregor

The lyrics are not an important thing to me. In fact, it can be a distraction. If I knew the language enough…

— Alan Bishop

...And another item from the growing file of people who voluntarily wear dunce caps... You'll be talking cordially to someone and make…

— Tim Dorsey

The only way Congress can get one dollar to spend is to take that one dollar from Americans, borrow that one dollar…

— Walter E. Williams

“to fight over a man who wont even give you the time of day or look into your eyes is stupid cause…

— Jazmin Smith

It's like the psychiatrists themselves are buying into that stupid belief that therapy is something to hide.

— Jodi Picoult

When I'm really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn't look at me, he's probably gay.

— Kathleen Turner

We are living in the most destructive and, hence, the most stupid period of the history of our species.

— Wendell Berry

“Best Freinds They know how stupid you look and still chose to be seen in public with you”

— Suzanne McMinn

My Head say's Who Care's? But my heart whisper's You Do.. Stupid!

— Jayden

It will all go on as long as women are stupid enough to go on bringing men into the world. . .

— Dorothy Richardson

It's hard for me to fake smile. I personally think I look stupid fake smiling.

— Chuck Liddell

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting biggerthen it hit me.

— Anonymous

No scoundrel is so stupid as to not find a reason for his vile conduct.

— Shakti Gawain

If someone asks Do I look that stupid. Then its better not to answer.:)

— Paige

I think maybe our team was too young and stupid to even know what was going on.

— Patrick Kane

Forgiving others is easier when I remember that I'm human and stupid, too.

— Justina Chen

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

— George W. Bush

At school where you a dunce or a teacher's pet? All of the above. I was stupid so they thought I was…

— Dave Grohl

I've got a 27-inch waist. Before, I was stupid smaller. Finding clothes in the South was impossible.

— Justin Townes Earle

I have been stupid and regret making a silly mistake experimenting with drugs.

— Richard Bacon