Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
This book, 'Stupid White Men,' has sold now over four million copies worldwide. Probably about half of that may be in the… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
It will all go on as long as women are stupid enough to go on bringing men into the world. . . — Dorothy Richardson Copy Share Image
This is not a pleasant route for many young people to consider. You have to be either hopelessly passionate, or very stupid. — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
I thought all comedy was stupid. I went to watch a friend do stand-up and I thought absolutely everyone was terrible. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
The questioning is a stupid formality aimed exclusively at preventing us from speaking at the demonstration. — Alexei Navalny Copy Share Image
Dreamily the Princess stood up. "I'm not sure if I can walk," she said. "Then I'll carry you." "Is that what love… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Without a response, I just stand there like an idiot. Like she just slapped my brain out of my skull and I… — Rebecca A. Rogers Copy Share Image
The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it? — Jim McMahon Copy Share Image
By the time you are in your thirties, most of the time, you've got a job, you can pay for your rent,… — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
When I was 18, I went to the Soviet Union. I kept hearing that America was planning to bomb them - lots… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way… — Jules Feiffer Copy Share Image
We are completely void of anything to do with God. Teachers can't touch a child - even to hug a crying child.… — William Murray, 1st Earl of Mansfield Copy Share Image
I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They were glued down, every last one of them. A packet of souls. Was it fate?Misfortune?Is that what glued them down like… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
People who believe in gun control are ignorant, superstitious or stupid. — Charley Reese Copy Share Image
The left, of course, will say Carson doesn't believe in the Geneva Convention, Carson doesn't believe in fighting stupid wars. And -… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Italian politicians are stupid and expensive, that's why they should be fired, abolished, or better eliminated. — William C. Brown Copy Share Image
...but then the general trouble with ignorance is always that the ignorant person has no idea that that's what they are. You… — Louis de Bernieres Copy Share Image
I can say that I'm a feminist and I try to be progressive and all that stuff. But I when I'm tired… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“Sexually active? Sexually active ? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet! I marched on down. 'For… — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor Copy Share Image
The model for an NHL without fighting is right there in front of us. The [playoffs are] the time of year that… — Ken Dryden Copy Share Image
When book and reader's furrowed brow meet, it isn't always the book that's stupid. — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
Lawyers make nothing but confusion...A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity… — Thomas Bernhard Copy Share Image