Stupid Quotes · Page 4

I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor,…

— Rush Limbaugh

Everything seems stupid when it fails.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

People always tell me the next stage of my career means moving to New York, but I never will. I don't care…

— Sarah Lacy

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

— George Carlin

We know he's been absolutely devoted to trying to acquire nuclear weapons, and we believe he has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons.

— Dick Cheney

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

— George Carlin

Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.

— Anonymous

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

— Si Robertson

Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid

— Heinrich Heine

Colby Covington has a very low IQ. He says a lot of stupid things, and it's almost embarrassing that he represents our…

— Ben Askren

I'm very free-spirited and crazy. I love to have fun, and I like doing stupid things. At the same time, I'm like…

— Avril Lavigne

Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.

— Robert A. Heinlein

My God, to read without joy is stupid.

— John Towner Williams

Eugenics asserts that all men must be so stupid that they cannot manage their own affairs; and also so clever that they…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.

— Kit Williamson

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

— George Carlin

The President's very shrewd

— Sam Donaldson

The great man is not so great as folks think, and the dull man is not quite so stupid as he seems.…

— Elbert Hubbard

I always think that you should never, ever force a producer to do something with a song that they don't think they…

— Beth Hart

Every interview is as much an impression of the journalist as it is the artist or subject. You look at interviews and…

— Antony Hegarty

The stupid don't even understand something that happened long ago, the wise understand it before it develops.

— Shang Yang

I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.

— Jeff Lindsay

Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do à but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.

— Albert Einstein

I just find that humans are predictable and stupid and animals and nature are a lot more magical to me. I'm just…

— Jason Lytle

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

— Hillary Clinton