The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a… — Lamar S. Smith Copy Share Image
Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, 'Here I am holding a red ball.' — Teller Copy Share Image
So Haymitch, what do you think of the games have one hundred percent more competitors than usual?” asks Caesar. Haymitch shrugs. “I… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
When I look back I can't believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer's Choice. — Patrick Marber Copy Share Image
When happiness points in one direction while wisdom, truth, integrity, and common sense point in another, that's when really smart people start… — Andy Stanley Copy Share Image
The vast amount of waste and sheer stupidity in government - from the Pentagon to the Food and Drug Administration - could… — Tom Coburn Copy Share Image
Against war it may be said that it makes the victor stupid and the vanquished revengeful. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
So, I'm on 'Sesame Street,' walking around with all these monsters, Elmo and his buddies, a whole bunch of chickens, a whole… — Feist Copy Share Image
Our job, as actors, is to just try to be as accurate and as mindful of what the audience is going through… — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
I hear a lot of people singing in funny voices and singing like they're stupid. Singing in a deliberately fey and dumb… — Daryl Hall Copy Share Image
A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally… — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
Certainly, words can be as abusive as any blow. . . . When a three-year-old yells, "You're so stupid! What a dummy!"… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
Funnily enough, 'Shooting Stars,' that stupid little panel show, is the most influential thing we've done. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
Catholicism has made man stupid, but it has not degraded him; it has introduced as many good and beautiful things as bad… — Henry de Montherlant Copy Share Image
I been watchin' you, workin day and night, slavin so hard you barely have time to catch your breath. People do that… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
To regard states of distress in general as an objection, as something which must be abolished is the greatest nonsense on earth;… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
She did not need to fold into herself and self-destruct. Those awful things are survivable, because we are as indestructible as we… — John Green Copy Share Image
After the first glass of vodka you can accept just about anything of life even your own mysteriousness you think it is… — Frank O'Hara Copy Share Image
It would, therefore, seem obvious that patriotism as a feeling is bad and harmful, and as a doctrine is stupid. For it… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
To some people, not caring is supposed to be cool, commenting is more interesting than doing, and everything is judged and then… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
They asked me what year it was, what month it was, etc. I easily answered these stupid questions. — Bobby Fischer Copy Share Image
Stupid people like to delude themselves that while they may not be clever, they were at least able to compensate with feelings… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Stories matter. Stories are how we make sense of the world, which doesn't mean that those stories can't be stupid and simplistic… — Laurie Penny Copy Share Image
Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
It might sound so stupid, but guys do not hit on me. I'm not really sure why, but it's very rare that… — Jennifer Love Hewitt Copy Share Image
Love the earth and sun and animals, Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, Stand up for the stupid and crazy,… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The world is super-stupid. You have by far the best designers in America! And you do the most stupid cars in the… — Luigi Colani Copy Share Image
I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
First, there was 2 Stupid Dogs. Then, Dexters Laboratory. And now, Powerpuff Girls. There were a lot of little things in between,… — Craig McCracken Copy Share Image
I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm… — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
When a thing is said to be not worth refuting you may be sure that either it is flagrantly stupid - in… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image