You're a big one,[...] a tall drink of water, but I got to tell you, you don't look too bright. I got… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
What I don't want to do is restrict law-abiding citizens from their Second Amendment rights, which are focused on freedom. I point… — Jim Jordan Copy Share Image
My friends think I'm a candidate for a lobotomy, and my competitors think I'm naive or stupid or both. But you know… — Philip Anschutz Copy Share Image
The way I see it there are two types of people. Those stupid enough to get ripped off by people selling ringtones… — Claire Weekes Copy Share Image
I don't waste my time doing my head in about stupid things that don't really matter and don't waste time worrying over… — David Silva Copy Share Image
even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Nothing makes you feel more stupid than finding out you were wrong when you thought you were loved. — A.L. Kennedy Copy Share Image
During the era when women were burning their bras - which, by the way, they never actually did - but when women… — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
I will tell you this: I will not raise taxes on the middle-class to pay for these programs. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
What unleashes action is an individual's willingness to make mistakes - even to look foolish or stupid. — Robert Ringer Copy Share Image
I couldn't imagine a more unreliable, more unprofitable way to make a living than writing. My advice? Show up, do the best… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Think what stupid things the people must have done with their money who say they're 'happier without'. — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
Surely education has no meaning unless it helps you understand the vast experience of life with all its subtleties, with its extraordinary… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
Audiences are more drawn in to what they can relate to, so it would be stupid not to have great Latino films… — Richard Cabral Copy Share Image
So, the thing we’re all not talking about,” he says. He gestures to me. “You almost died, a sadistic pansycake saved you,… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I mean, sometimes I hate interviews because I always feel like I sound stupid. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
My dad was more, "Let's play chess. Read a book, you're stupid." He's more the intellectual type. — Michelle Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I think when people let their inhibitions go, they're so fun and so free. I think we all have it within us,… — Jeannie Mai Copy Share Image
I make mistakes. I say stupid things. I do idiotic things. And, quite frankly, I'm proud of them. Why not make mistakes? — Mika Copy Share Image
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. — Terry Venables Copy Share Image
Looking back, you can romanticize the things you did back then. I also like talking about the stupid things I've done. — Walter Martin Copy Share Image
I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
We're in the age of the selfie. It's just encouraging vanity. It's not even representative of anything except how you want people… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
Accept life, take it as it is? Stupid. The means of doing otherwise? Far from our having to take it, it is… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
Stupid religion makes stupid beliefs, stupid leaders make stupid rules, stupid environment makes stupid health, stupid companions makes stupid behaviour, stupid movies… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I owned any of these Hot New Issues that have doubled, tripled, quintupled or umptupled within days and in some cases… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I want to mesmerize people. I study dancing, so I use my hands. The people love all that kind of stupid things.… — Walter Mercado Copy Share Image
Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I… — Joey Barton Copy Share Image
It's marvellous to be popular, but foolish to think it will last. — Dusty Springfield Copy Share Image
Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. I could've avoided… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Never underrate the boss! The boss may look illiterate. He may look stupid. But there is no risk at all in overrating… — Peter Drucker Copy Share Image
People, when they are frustrated with worldly desires, start changing the object: they start making otherworldly objects of desire - heaven, paradise,… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Of course I'm not stupid enough to think that we could take on WWE head-on and win, because they're too big of… — Kenny Omega Copy Share Image