Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead? Why doesnt glue stick to… — Thoogo Copy Share Image
If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold… — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
The main claim to fame, I think, of Bernie Sanders - who I've never met; I'm sure he's a pleasant guy -… — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image
It's a little awkward to know that the world is going to see you and your mom argue about stupid things and… — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
Now I'm living out my life in a corner, trying to console myself with the stupid, useless excuse that an intelligent man… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
I've felt too stupid and inadequate amongst my ultra-intelligent course-mates, yet too geeky and opinionated for commercial radio. — Vick Hope Copy Share Image
“How stupid could she be to think a clean person would love her -- would risk death and decay and banishment for… — Alan Brennert Copy Share Image
In fact, many rock critics look askance at explicitly political lyrics, which I think is pretty stupid, without denying that some political… — Robert Christgau Copy Share Image
I'm stuck struggling in the cold water, and all I can do is grieve, grieve, in the hoar necessitous horror of the… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Infuriatingly stupid analysts - especially people who called themselves Arabists, yet who seemed to know next to nothing about the reality of… — Ayaan Hirsi Ali Copy Share Image
I was asked once if I ever got tired of playing bimbos, and I answered that I've never played a bimbo. I've… — Morgan Fairchild Copy Share Image
I am a profound pessimist both about life and about human relations and about politics and ecology. Humans are inadequate and stupid… — A. S. Byatt Copy Share Image
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Yoga is the most boring exercise. It's for people who are too lazy to get on the elliptical. Bikram, where they heat… — Noureen DeWulf Copy Share Image
The role of a goalkeeper is difficult to judge, above all if you haven't been a goalkeeper. It's like me giving an… — Gianluigi Buffon Copy Share Image
Not being able to fully understand God is frustrating but it is ridiculous for us to think we have the right to… — Francis Chan Copy Share Image
I love Washington, D.C.; I love this country, but I think over the last hundred years we've built up would I call… — Lamar Alexander Copy Share Image
Stupid. I know I am, it's true. Stupid to fall for someone who cant love me too. Stupid. I am, I don't… — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
My songs are my kids. Some of them stay with me, some others I have to send out, out to the war.… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I don't just sit down and write all day, or the songs would be weird or stupid. They would be about different… — Syleena Johnson Copy Share Image
Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are facts, corroborated by many sources, some of them sources of the intelligence services… — Colin Powell Copy Share Image
School is the first impression children get of organized society. Like most first impressions it is the lasting one. Life is dull… — John Taylor Gatto Copy Share Image
I had no particular desire to enlighten them, but I had some difficulty in restraining myself from laughing in their faces, so… — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
“A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
To always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Education makes us more stupid than the brutes. A thousand voices call to us on every hand, but our ears are stopped… — Jean Giraudoux Copy Share Image
I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed… — Antonio Banderas Copy Share Image
There are lots of things to like about being Eastern Orthodox - incense, liturgies, all the baklava you can eat - but… — Frederica Mathewes-Green Copy Share Image
I can't do with mountains at close quarters - they are always in the way, and they are so stupid, never moving… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
People in England talk about stupid Hollywood idiots, but the industry attracts some of the cleverest people in the world. — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
I'm not your heart but I miss you .. I'm not your family but I care for you .. I'm not your… — Jaypee Copy Share Image
I think stupid people are surprised that I'm Australian. It's a small-minded; we live in a global community, but I suppose some… — Iggy Azalea Copy Share Image
The only reason we keep stupid people around is because we need someone that can't imagine a better job than handing people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We cannot tell some people what it is believe, partly because they are too stupid to understand, partly because we are too… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
There were only two kinds of people in our town. ―The stupid and the stuck- ―The ones who are bound to stay… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Love to me is a space where I can be myself. And the person has to pamper me, take me out for… — Mimi Chakraborty Copy Share Image
But look, you did not have to be well versed in politics to know that some stupid things were going on. It… — Fred F. Fielding Copy Share Image
Some of my songs are positive and stuff, but some are about staring down at the ground and obsessing about stupid things,… — Lou Barlow Copy Share Image
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