Remote control Quote by Thoogo

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?

— Steven Wright

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dead ?

— Anonymous

Pressing harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak...

— Anonymous

When you put a top on something and try to bottle it, that's when it dies.

— Thundercat

I'd rather beat my remote to make it work than change the batteries.

— Anonymous

I don't have any illusions that what we are doing is sticking the the bottle. I don't think that's what we are doing. We…

— Hilary Rosen

Touch inna yuh glue, trust mi it sticky bad. Tru mi say yuh a lead, a vexation dat cause.

— Mad Cobra

I'm kind of a weirdo about Krazy Glue. I don't know why, but I always have it in my purse.

— Eden Sher

Cause when you press it up. See the way you wiggle it girl.

— Sean Paul

I firmly believe I am the sole cause for why hotel remote controls now have screws that lock in the batteries.

— Jenny McCarthy

Sometimes you have to shield, and sometimes you have to press.

— Jack Wilshere

Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having…

— Ash Sweeney