I was happy being the captain until I found out we were trapped inside this bottle. — Chris Time Steele Copy Share Image
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead? Why doesnt glue stick to… — Thoogo Copy Share Image
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I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
