Bothered Quote by Cecelia Ahern

When I say, 'It's a long story,' it usually means I just don't want to tell you.

— Anonymous

A long story is just a short story that no one wants to tell.

— Ritu Ghatourey

When I say, It's a long story, it really means I just don't wanna tell you.

— Anonymous

When I say 'Its a long story,' it usually means that I just don't want you to know all of my business.

— Anonymous

To make a long story short, shut the fuck up.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life is too short for a long story

— Mary Wortley Montagu

They write them long because they can't write them short.

— Raymond Chandler

In Mosca’s experience, a ‘long story’ was always a short story someone did not want to tell.

— Frances Hardinge

It's easy for people to say stuff when they don't know the full story.

— Brittney Griner

The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

— Evan Esar

Sometimes that happens when people don't really know how long they're going to have to stretch their story out for.

— Busy Philipps

“All short stories long.”

— Ali Smith