Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and did it… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing — is there anything you can do? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I always wanted so much glamour in my life, so I have always been obsessed with class, and from dating a few people who… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
If you look at NBC, two of their most successful shows - '30 Rock' and 'Parks And Rec' - are written by women, produced… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
