Scotch Quotes · Page 2

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

— Andy Rooney

“The spirits made her sick, and I don't just mean the Scotch.”

— Lenora Henson

Pour a glass of Scotch and all the treasures of the world are in your hands. What more does one need?

— Kunal Kapoor

It looks so cool to like sit down and drink Scotch with your dad - that looks awesome.

— Blake Bortles

Allison Winn Scotch is the real deal and The Department of Lost and Found is one you absolutely won't want to miss.

— Johanna Edwards

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

— Phyllis Battelle

The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.

— Horace Walpole

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.

— George Burns

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

— W. C. Fields

Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter,…

— Mickey Rooney

In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and use…

— Stephen Leacock

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who…

— Mads Mikkelsen

Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, Worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night,…

— Mark Knopfler

You know how we make a Scotch and water in this home?" "No, sir," Gus said. "We pour Scotch into a glass…

— John Green

... though mathematics may teach a man how to build a bridge, it is what the Scotch Universities call the humanities, that…

— Amelia Barr

You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to…

— J.R. Ward

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you…

— Ron White

“many people, not just Americans, make the mistake of taking it neat. He explained how Scotch is made, saying, ‘Fer heaven’s sake,…

— Sean Chercover

In college I took a class from a professor who changed my whole life. I can't really remember what his name was,…

— Bill Ervin

The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of…

— David Daiches

Bonnie and Clyde became not just a big hit, but a movie that went through young audiences like a first slug of…

— Edward Jay Epstein

Language can't describe reality. Literature has no stable reference, no real meaning. Each reader's interpretation is equally valid, more important than the…

— Dean Koontz

Burns had his faults, his frailties. He was intensely human. Still, I would rather appear at the "Judgment Seat" drunk, and be…

— Robert Green Ingersoll

Deploring change is the unchangeable habit of all Englishmen. If you find any important figures who really like change, such as Bernard…

— Raymond Postgate

I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the…

— Gypsy Rose Lee

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

— Demetri Martin

So much unfinished business. And all I could think about was my unfinished scotch and her.

— Paritoshik Sharma

My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

— Igor Stravinsky

I would always see my dad who was a big scotch drinker just enjoying his scotch with one ice cube or neat.

— Aiden English

The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.

— Jackie Gleason

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle…

— Rodney Dangerfield

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

— James Stewart

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

— R. H. Bruce Lockhart

The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

— James Joyce

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

— Rodney Dangerfield

You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.

— Rocky Bridges

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.

— Milton Jones

“He gave it the benefit of the doubt; he was Scotch. ("The Wendigo")”

— Algernon Blackwood

If a man didn't make sense, the Scotch felt it was misplaced politeness to try to keep him from knowing it. Better…

— John Kenneth Galbraith

The determining bulk of Scotch people had heard of golf ever since they had heard of God and often considered the two…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton