When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. — George Burns Copy Share Image
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you… — Ron White Copy Share Image
The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]....If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Yeah, tell me I'm a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That's the way to my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The pursuit of art is a delicate balance between influence and self-assertiveness. As self-realized artists, we all have different levels of tolerance… — Robert Genn Copy Share Image
Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard… — Marian Burros Copy Share Image
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who… — Mads Mikkelsen Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very… — Richard Scarry Copy Share Image
“As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he's gotten into the Scotch.” — Robert Crais Copy Share Image
I drink a lot, probably too much. My scene while writing lyrics is always a bottle of scotch and stacks of note… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
So. You refuse my money, you serve me thirty-year-old Highland Park scotch, and we've been in the same room for approximately five… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
If God had meant for me to be religious, he would have alphabetized the books of the Bible. It was just too… — Cathie Pelletier Copy Share Image
I see Canada as a country torn between a very northern, rather extraordinary, mystical spirit which it fears and its desire to… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
Plain white T-shirts do it for me every time. You can spend anything from £3 to £50 on a T-shirt, but I've… — Jonas Armstrong Copy Share Image
“I sipped my scotch. It was smoky and smooth, tasting of peat and aged oak, underscored by licorice and the intangible essence… — Viet Thanh Nguyen Copy Share Image
You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license. — Rocky Bridges Copy Share Image
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey. — Igor Stravinsky Copy Share Image
