I don't even like Greg Glassman. I don't have a cult like allegiance to the guy. I really don't like him. He's… — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as some of the Scotch tape that holds things together - I'm very handy to have… — Jean Rosenthal Copy Share Image
“No, no, I'm not one of them. I'm one of you. I believe that Jesus Christ is Lord, but I also wear… — Lauren F. Winner Copy Share Image
I, on the other hand, believe that books, maps, scissors, and Scotch tape dispensers are all unreliable vagrants, likely to take off… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]…If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Who can doubt that between the English and the French, between the Scotch and the Irish, there are differences of character which… — Goldwin Smith Copy Share Image
The image of the reporter as a nicotine-stained Quixote, slugging back Scotch while skewering city hall with an expose ripped out of… — Paul Gray Copy Share Image
I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply.… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
I was mainly raised by a working mum who didn't have much time or inclination for making food. So I had three… — Paloma Faith Copy Share Image
“Alan Campbell opened one eye. From somewhere in remote distances, muffled beyond sight or sound, his soul crawled back painfully, through subterranean… — John Dickson Carr Copy Share Image
Plain white T-shirts do it for me every time. You can spend anything from £3 to £50 on a T-shirt, but I've… — Jonas Armstrong Copy Share Image
We are here a nation, composed of the most heterogeneous elements-Protestants and Catholics, English, French, German, Irish, Scotch, every one, let it… — Wilfrid Laurier Copy Share Image
But even with no money you could still go to places like the Scotch Club and, you know, John Lennon might be… — Donald Sutherland Copy Share Image
The pursuit of art is a delicate balance between influence and self-assertiveness. As self-realized artists, we all have different levels of tolerance… — Robert Genn Copy Share Image
If peace is to come, it must be peace within your own mind and heart. If hatred is to die, you must… — Henry Wriston Copy Share Image
If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
“Her cuisine is limited but she has as good an idea of breakfast as a Scotchwoman." [Sherlock Holmes, on Mrs. Hudson's cooking.] ” — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
And we'd drink huge amounts of scotch and coke, which is a ghastly sweet drink... And now people don't drink nearly as… — Bill Bruford Copy Share Image
I had been with a good friend, had a few beers, didn't bother to eat, went down to the hotel where the… — John Riggins Copy Share Image
“I sipped my scotch. It was smoky and smooth, tasting of peat and aged oak, underscored by licorice and the intangible essence… — Viet Thanh Nguyen Copy Share Image
Ayo, late night, candlelight, fiend with diesel in his needle. Queensbridge leader, no equal. I come from the Wheel of Ezekiel. To… — Nas Copy Share Image
The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets… — Gene Shue Copy Share Image
We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt… — John Shelton Reed Copy Share Image
“Don't you have something plain and wholesome, like scotch or bourbon?” — Charlotte MacLeod Copy Share Image
“That dandy, the sky, enters blue-suited sun like a scotch in hand.” — Cecilia Llompart Copy Share Image
For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country. — Reginald Maudling Copy Share Image
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva Copy Share Image
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others. — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon. — Hugo Black Copy Share Image
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Copy Share Image
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