I like Australia, but every time I'm there, I feel like everybody's being sarcastic because everyone's so nice. — Banks Copy Share Image
It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
If you don't want sarcastic answers, don't ask stupid questions. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
You're constantly, in human culture, trying to balance between uplifting, heartfelt, sincere, earnestness that empowers and enlightens people, and the sarcastic cynicism… — Seth Green Copy Share Image
You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did… — Pamela Hansford Johnson Copy Share Image
He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. — Margaret Halsey Copy Share Image
I'm sorry for loving you, I'm sorry that I cared, I'm sorry for holding onto you but our love was rare. I'm… — Mahmoud El Hallab Copy Share Image
If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete! — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. — Miles Kington Copy Share Image
Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Fighting online is so stupid. I mean...What are you gonna do? Busta CAPS LOCK on my ass? — Stephanie Copy Share Image
Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use?… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
