Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving… — Walter Mason Camp Copy Share Image
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling… — Richard Rohr Copy Share Image
In my work, and in my psyche, there's some very sentimental, traditional, conventional side that's always in argument with a more radical,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Have a nice life ahh who am I kidding, I hope you get hit by a moving truck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say REVENGE is a dish best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. This means, basically REVENGE is ICE-CREAM. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
How come we call walkie talkies walkie talkies, but we don't call vacuums pushie suckies? Just sayin... — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
Some people need to have eggs thrown at them.Brick shaped eggs..made of brick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
