Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. — Charles Maurice de Talleyrand Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The characters are so flat and the dialogue so dull you expect it to be one of those movies whose existence is… — Kyle Smith Copy Share Image
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Do game creators really think the kids read the DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME warning ? — Zay Cee Copy Share Image
I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
You need to wipe your mouth sweetheart, you've got some bullshit on your lips. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I played a lot of sarcastic, wisecracking characters for a long time, and people would think that was me. And it's very… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
I hate hearing her voice, and seeing her face. And we live in the same house... like hell. — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
“Kaspary: a level of awesomeness so high it kicks everyone else's arse, leaving them breathless and bewildered.” — Abigail Gibbs Copy Share Image
