“Each morning they came around, three brisk and serious men with efficient mouths and inefficient eyes...” — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Someone asked if I was listening to them. Yes I am. I said. It's not like I would rather be doing something… — Music Copy Share Image
My plea is that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight...I am asking that we look a… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
Giovanna Plowman, the girl who ate her own tampon, is in a relationship and you are single... Just let that sink in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness and pride;… — Johann Kaspar Lavater Copy Share Image
“Mathilde returned and strolled past the drawing-room windows; she saw him busily engaged in describing to Madame de Fervaques the old ruined… — Stendhal Copy Share Image
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have. — Charles Kettering Copy Share Image
A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Saying to your friend, 'There's your best friend.' when you see someone that they hate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Love is a temporary insanity that could last lifelong, if you don’t marry the person who caused it.” — Abhaidev Copy Share Image
I don't understand how some brides have 20+ bridesmaids, I mean I don't even like so many people — Avalon Copy Share Image
“What is your collective GPA for this year?” “Not as high as I'd like it to be.” Freud steepled his fingers in… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Is it seriously almost february, time sure flies when you're wasting your life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
