We're not big on irony in Jamaica, sarcasm and double-talk. We tend to say things plainly, sometimes to the point of boredom. — Marlon James Copy Share Image
Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic,… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it... — Meryannn Ulrick Copy Share Image
“Then I wondered if that was what this was, like a Brokeback Mountain thing. We’d sleep in the same bed for a… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
Nixon is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree and then mount the stump to make a speech… — Adlai Stevenson Copy Share Image
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. — Homer Copy Share Image
Love is like a glass door¦ sometimes you dont see it, and it smacks you right in your face. — Shruti Copy Share Image
“Then the small man suddenly ran after them and said: "I want to get my haircut. I say, do you know a… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I'm far too busy doing nothing to be bothered with the so called REAL world right now, but please leave a message… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She washed he hands,then looked at my side. "you haven't even had it stitched?" She said incredulously. "I've been rather busy," I… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“At the last moment, Kellan swerved around him, quickly leaving the zombie behind. “Why didn't you just hit him?” Jayden asked, turning… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny. — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“I could just hear my mom now, "You know those old candy cigarettes are bad for you. Next thing you know, you'll… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
I think my parents are getting to think that my phone is my eye controller..if they take it away from me, I… — Syoung Copy Share Image
“When all else fails...try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work...have another.” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
