I believe no satirist could breathe this air. If another Juvenal or Swift could rise up among us tomorrow, he would be… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself… — Jennifer Bosworth Copy Share Image
“And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.” — Ian Rankin Copy Share Image
American Indigence- Seeking or wishing to have more hands to reach out to fill the bottomless void from which there should be… — Mark Maliszewski Copy Share Image
With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
“A full glass of patience with a pinch of sarcasm is all you need to deal~” — Tanya Gambhir Copy Share Image
“The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.” — Jessica Fortunato Copy Share Image
“I understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to… — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos. — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
“Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!” — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Poison." he said, deadpan. "That's an unusual name to give your child. You must love her very much." She's a treasure." Bram… — Chris Wooding Copy Share Image
I can't wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile,… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“I don’t get you people. You watch the Godfather on television and tons of people are getting shot and stabbed to death,… — Mario Stinger Copy Share Image
“This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small." "This is just our Thanksgiving house," Scott… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“What time is it?” “One o'clock.” I nearly spit out some soda. “In the afternoon?” “No. In the morning. Don't let that… — Glenn Bullion Copy Share Image
