“I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end.… — Kris D'Agostino Copy Share Image
“I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.' 'I would,' I said, 'but unfortunately, there… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“All right,” she said a little sarcastically. “I was going to assume you liked eating babies and sacrificing virgins, but I might… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what… — Panic at the Disco Copy Share Image
“I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?" "You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“The inextinguishable lesbian spark. You've surely heard about it? The one that was first ignited at Lesbos, because Sappho was so sad… — Gerd Brantenberg Copy Share Image
“He's crazy," Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy… — John Boyne Copy Share Image
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
One dumb-bell, Watson! Consider an athlete with one dumb-bell. Picture to yourself the unilateral development - the imminent danger of a spinal… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Even better. We're going to be murdered in our beds by infidels.” — J. Anderson Coats Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. So said by the idiot who can't understand it. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
“I don't understand models. They starve to stay thin so that they can feed themselves..” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“I've given her signs! I've given her plenty of signs. What does she want me to do? Slap him across the face… — Molly Ringle Copy Share Image
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History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice. — Ludwig Borne Copy Share Image
