Greatness Quote by Joseph Heller

I like the way men cry. They're efficient.

— Kaui Hart Hemmings

People went out there and they wrote articles and went on television shows saying that I am an operative that the CIA who used…

— Bassem Youssef

“As could the sarcasm in her voice. "yes, she's bleeding to death Lu upstairs, but i thought I'd avoid telling you right away, because…

— Cassandra Clare

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell

“If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in your case,…

— M.A. George

You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong…

— E.A. Bucchianeri

When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them

— Green Monk

Life is a luck coin, once you're thrown into the pond..only you can make your worth the most by making it to the people's…

— Zacomh

“I used to be a mddle-of-the-road kid, but now with my freaky looks I'm definately an outsider. Hooray.”

— Evan Kuhlman

“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

— Steven Wright