Give a great big hug to all the drug dealers, sluts, and ass holes. They sure know how keep the world going — Masha Mezz Copy Share Image
Love me ? Great. Hate me? Okay.Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.Think you know me? You have no idea. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Saying to your friend, 'There's your best friend.' when you see someone that they hate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would you like me to give you a lollipop and rub your tummy before I tell you how much that idea sucks?… — David Garcia Copy Share Image
“What are you doing here?” All right, he was standing in front of an easel, holding a paint palette and brush. “Taxidermy?”… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“Aphorisms should be peaks – and those who are addressed, tall and lofty. The air thin and pure, danger near, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Remember sarcasm is forbidden and sincerity the order of the day. You are country folks now, and it will do you good… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“Grudges don't simply disappear. And I know that no matter what people tell you to comfort you, it just sounds like sarcasm."… — Sahara Mizu Copy Share Image
“I imagine sarcasm to be a backward slanting font, each word leaning away from rather than into the next. These days it… — George Takei Copy Share Image
“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat." I grinned. "I've noticed." Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed,… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
“It was a very proper wedding. The bride was elegantly dressed---the two bridemaids were duly inferior---her father gave her away---her mother stood… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently… — Sulari Gentill Copy Share Image
“We were in such good moods, we even decided to hit Todd's house for candy. Sam rang the doorbell, and when it… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“What I really needed wasn't a dose of school spirit; it was a glass of water, an aspirin the size of my… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“Ah, the ancient language of sarcasm. How it suits you." "Why thank you, petal. It is one of my many talents, and… — Elizabeth Morgan Copy Share Image
“Alessa looked at Brennus giving him a smirk. “Brennus.” “Alessa.” “Still think that you are the God’s gift to all faeries?” “Still… — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
And then what? Said, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Ms. Lane, I didn't mean to wrinkle your lovely blouse. May I press that… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“In 1803, President Jefferson oversaw the purchase of this land from the French for $15 million. It doesn't sound like much for… — Dave Gorman Copy Share Image
“When you succumb to cynicism, darkness, pessimism and sarcasm you are amplifying imbalance and negativity.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
“The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor” — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it. — Prentice Mulford Copy Share Image
“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
“My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don’t know whether I’m kidding or not. -T-shirt” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm. --Havana Red” — Leonardo Padura Copy Share Image
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Since you stand in the same bridge with him why don't you two just jump off.” — Sitta Karina Copy Share Image
“Yeah, and we could fly in on dragons and release a cloud of sugar plum fairies to tiptoe in an get the… — Mora Early Copy Share Image
“This is fantastically squalid," said Milo. "We may never get out of here alive.” — R.J. Anderson Copy Share Image
I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side. — Ludwig Borne Copy Share Image
“The problem is that irony and sarcasm don’t translate well online. They have the potential to backfire.” — Mike Alvear Copy Share Image
“You will never find me in trouble. You will find me in the library. If you can remember where that is.” — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
