But I'll be fine. I'll be with Tod. He's a good guy, you know." He just hides it under all the sarcasm… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
South Sea natives who have been exposed to American movies classify them into two types, 'kiss-kiss' and 'bang-bang. — Hortense Powdermaker Copy Share Image
As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You sarcasm everybody in front of your mirror, please stop being stupid in front of me. — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
Love is like a glass door¦ sometimes you dont see it, and it smacks you right in your face. — Shruti Copy Share Image
I've loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn't want to be her forever. — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
“I’ve been a bad influence on you, Mr. Galloway. Less of the sarcasm, young man. Cynicism doesn’t suit you,” she said. “I… — Lauren James Copy Share Image
“See the healer, Sage. We have a big week ahead of us, and I can’t afford you falling dead on me.” “I… — Hannah Nicole Maehrer Copy Share Image
sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“So while I can spin my fantasy whenever I wish, I’m afraid you wouldn’t do for me.” Sarcasm dripped from her every… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“This was met with a long pause. “Are you really left-handed?” Mr. Marshall asked. “No. I’ve just been pretending to use my… — Courtney Milan - The Suffragette Scandal Copy Share Image
“Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, “Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar.” Doms could… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“I didn’t intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that’s just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, I think, that in the mornings when you first wake up, every thing that happened in the previous day rushes through… — Melanie Kay Taylor Copy Share Image
When my wife and I met, I couldn't talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with… — Mike Vogel Copy Share Image
“Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or… — Jessica Fortunato Copy Share Image
And yet the motives of women are so inscrutable. You remember the woman at Margate whom I suspected for the same reason.… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial… — Heather Chapple Copy Share Image
“The bourbon goes into the recipe, Miss Connor, not into you,” he’d said from directly behind me. He had a way of… — Jenny Lyn Copy Share Image
Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs quickly so no one kills you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm strengthens the mind, it also has the ability to improve a person's I.Q. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I USE SARCASM AS A FUNNY WAY OF TELLING YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU BITCH! — STENAYUCA/MARTINEZ Copy Share Image
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ 'Are you capable of constructing sentences without the use of sarcasm? Occasionally ” — Ashlee Nicole Bye Copy Share Image
“So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself… — Jennifer Bosworth Copy Share Image
“I admire all my three sons-in-law highly. Wickham, perhaps is my favourite; but I think I shall like your husband quite as… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Where are Haldad my father, and Haldad my brother? If the king of Doriath fears a friendship between Haleth and those who… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Well, I'm a bacteriologist, you know. I live in a nine-hundred-diameter microscope. I can hardly claim to take serious notice of anything… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Mmm, being irresistibly likeable is such a trial,' she drawled in an impeccable aristocratic whine. 'One is constantly in demand, but one… — Susan Napier Copy Share Image
“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Oh, adjust yourself. You people have spent ten millennia playing at soldiers while becoming ever more dedicated civilians. We've spent the last… — Iain M. Banks Copy Share Image
“I nee to reason for a plague, ... As far as I know no comets or eclipses have been forecast, and our… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
