“You ain’t the boss of me, sir, you surely ain’t. The only thing you could do right now is kill me, and… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Do you need an excuse to have a war? I mean, who for? Can't you just say "You got lots of cash… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I heard this story once," she said, "where this bloke got locked up for years and years and he learned amazin' stuff… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But it must’ve happened!” snapped Vimes. “I told you, I can remember it! I was there yesterday!” “Nice try, but that doesn’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But right now, as for my own philosophy, there is a quotation that rather sums it up: “When you arise in the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There had been times, over the past millenium, when he'd felt like sending a message back Below saying, Look, we may as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Crowley had always known that he would be around when the world ended, because he was immortal and wouldn’t have any alternative.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" She shouted. The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Fortune favours the brave, sir," said Carrot cheerfully. "Good. Good. Pleased to hear it, captain. What is her position vis a vis… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Truth is female, since truth is beauty rather than handsomeness; this, Ridcully reflected as the council grumbled in, would certainly explain the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered. "You don't understand at all," said the wizard wearily. "I'm so scared… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
