I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's the… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The word "yoga" literally means "uniting", because when you're doing it you are uniting your mind and your body. You can tell… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I've got a lot to say about television. There's a lot going on in television right now and I feel like a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“My point is, I love gardening as a hobby. Right now in our garden, Portia and I are growing tomatoes, peppers, zucchini,… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Then you have these people in the movie theaters that talk the whole time during the movie. You ever go with somebody… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it's hard because I don't like to hurt people's feelings. So there have been times when a friend will get a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“There aren’t a lot of hobbies you can eat. Like, let’s say you love to cook. That’s a bad example. Let’s say… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
