I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Nobody can live on a bridge or plant potatoes but it is fine for comings and goings, meetings, partings and long views… — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I grew up in Austria, and for me real comfort food is Wiener Schnitzel. Wiener Schnitzel and mashed potatoes because it reminds… — Wolfgang Puck Copy Share Image
When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is… — Doris Roberts Copy Share Image
I am open to the accusation that I see compost as an end it itself. But we do grow some real red… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
I am a believer in nutrient timing and supplementation, through 8Zone. I love eggs, apples, wild fish, leafy greens, brown rice, pasta,… — Apolo Ohno Copy Share Image
Get in some pasta or brown rice with your vegetables like a sweet potato and some meat. You need a little bit… — Jozy Altidore Copy Share Image
Tony Blair a couple years ago was going around apologizing for everything. He apologized for the Irish potato famine. The Canadian government… — Sean Hannity Copy Share Image
Of course it's also a lot easier to slap a health claim on a box of sugary cereal than on a potato… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Make Earth Day Every Day.” While we might not always live up to this ideal, I try to keep this quote from… — Denis Hayes Copy Share Image
If you don’t want me to be in love with you, you’re going to have to stop looking so lovely. First thing… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
Booker T. Jones sounds more pithy and forceful than ever on “Potato Hole”…Mr. Jones still jabs terse, unhurried melodies that sound as… — Jon Pareles Copy Share Image
...and then of course the music sprang up, lousy rock as bold and dull as a giant potato. “Love this song,” Todd… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I quickly realized that more than any other vegetable, the potato evokes strong reactions in people. As the head of communications for… — Elizabeth A. Johnson Copy Share Image
Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said. Phury rolled his eyes and eased back in the banquette.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
A township where one primitive forest waves above while another primitive forestrots below,such a town is fitted to raise not only corn… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
If they want to come out and watch me paint or dig potatoes or mend fences, I don't care. I don't do… — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
t's much less daunting once you've put your foot on the road to it. I'm a notorious couch potato and I don't… — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
A potato can grow quite easily on a very small plot of land. With molecular manufacturing, we'll be able to have distributed… — Ralph Merkle Copy Share Image
We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Out of 30,000 edible plants thought to exist on earth, just eleven account for 93% of all that humans eat: oats, corn,… — Daniel Levitin Copy Share Image
Every morning when I woke up, my mother was already in the kitchen making breakfast. It was always the same: steamed rice,… — Nobu Matsuhisa Copy Share Image
When I started out as a model, I took things for granted. Because I bagged work thanks to my looks, I didn't… — Bipasha Basu Copy Share Image
It was among farmers and potato diggers and old men in workhouses and beggars at my own door that I found what… — Lady Gregory Copy Share Image
When I first went to university, I did a big shop with my dad. We bought loads of stuff but it didn't… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would… — Robin Leach Copy Share Image
... there hasn't been a serious life-style trend since the couch potato was sighted, in about 1986, on one of its rare… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
I'm not Ted Nugent. My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. I would never… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I try to work out my mind more these days. I try to eat right. I don't drink, I don't smoke, and… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
I'd prefer not to be the pretty thing in a film. It's such a bloody responsibility to look cute, because people know… — Minnie Driver Copy Share Image
Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
In the summer you want fresh, light and sort of quick things; in winter you want things that are comforting, so your… — Ina Garten Copy Share Image
I heard the opening bar of 'Help' as I headed down Polk Street. Every single time I've heard that tune I've taken… — Oscar Zeta Acosta Copy Share Image
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer.… — Stephen Beaumont Copy Share Image
We have fried catfish, country fried steak and cinnamon-roasted pork. We have collard greens, black-eyed peas, hush puppies, biscuits, sweet potato pie… — Mark Farner Copy Share Image
Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I married a man once and we had been married over a year before I found he preferred potatoes. I said, "I… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
