Adopted Quote by Anthony Bourdain

They say I'm like a big teddy bear. Ya I am, if that bear is Ted.

— Anonymous

I don't think I'd ever be cruel to an animal.

— David Duchovny

Ted Griffin, who created 'Terriers,' is one of my dearest friends.

— Neal McDonough

I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.

— Emo Philips

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.

— Anonymous

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

— Diogenes

Actually you know what honestly, Elmer Fudd cause he carries a gun. So, you know, you're always protected and he doesn't let his speech…

— Brendon Urie

I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks…

— David Feherty

Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?

— Gerard Way

I've met an attractive weasel or two in my time. He looks more like a rat." -pg.170-

— Cassandra Clare

“Suddenly,I could picture Tinker on the back of a horse somewhere: at the edge of the treeline under a towering sky...at his college roommate's…

— Amor Towles

He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor).

— Ally Carter