If there were only turnips and potatoes in the world, someone would complain that plants grow the wrong way. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
When it looks like I may live longer than five minutes I'll drop cigarettes like a hot potato. — Patrick Swayze Copy Share Image
I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
It's hard to find somewhere that does crispy roast potatoes and mash. Nowhere does proper gravy. It's criminal. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal bar may… — Mark Bittman Copy Share Image
It is not the diamonds or the birds, the people or the potatoes; it is not any of the nouns. The miracle… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to have my potato… — NeNe Leakes Copy Share Image
Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Oh, great reviews are the worst. They mislead you more than the bad ones, because they only fuel your ego. Then you… — Chazz Palminteri Copy Share Image
Carved above the lintel were the words SCIENTIA POTESTAS EST. Science points east, I wondered? Science is portentous, yes? Science protests too… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
I don't think any other holiday embraces the food of the Midwest quite like Thanksgiving. There's roasted meat and mashed potatoes. But… — Michael Symon Copy Share Image
I've never really understood the desire people have to quantify a baby. "He's X big and Y long," As if the baby… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I think working with actors is a little bit how a chef would work with a potato or a piece of meat.… — Lars von Trier Copy Share Image
This root [the potato], no matter how much you prepare it, is tasteless and floury. It cannot pass for an agreeable food,… — Denis Diderot Copy Share Image
I noticed the plants growing around me. Tall with leaves like arrowheads. Blossoms with three white petals. I knelt down in the… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
On summer evenings, when every flower, and tree, and bird, might have better addressed my soft young heart, I have in my… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet conjure up a childhood summer beside… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
No mockery in this world ever sounds to me so hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. What does such… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
If I walk in the house, and I greet my wife, and I give her a hug, kiss her on the cheek,… — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
Tony Blair a couple years ago was going around apologizing for everything. He apologized for the Irish potato famine. The Canadian government… — Sean Hannity Copy Share Image
My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
He set fire to some potatoes, then cooked some undelivered post in the embers." - Dad "Did he now? What a strange… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
You know the way it is: sometimes Americans think of us as their backward little cousin. It's the whole shamrock, potatoes, famine,… — Sheamus Copy Share Image
I've spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family… — Richie Sambora Copy Share Image
Nobody had ever told me junk food was bad for me. Four years of medical school, and four years of internship and… — Robert Atkins Copy Share Image
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Oh we will all fry together when we fry. We'll be french fried potatoes by and by. There will be no more… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
He scooped up Victoria practically before she hit the ground, well within the five-second rule. If she'd been a potato chip, he… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
If you have potato chips, that means, "Who's coming over?"Wealthy people - white people who're wealthy - have a bag of potato… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in… — Leon Askin Copy Share Image
Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of… — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
I've always done music to push people to get them to get uncomfortable in their seat so they could wrestle with things.… — LeCrae Copy Share Image
You can't be protein deficient without being calorie deficient because even if you take the foods that have the least amount of… — T. Colin Campbell Copy Share Image
I'm a visual thinker. Research tells us that only 20 per cent of people think visually. So what about the other 80… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Now the Thanksgiving meal is just so unnecessarily difficult. I mean even mashed potatoes - it's like the most difficult kind of,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
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