Misery Quote by Tom Lehrer

Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.

— Toni Nelson

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

— Demetri Martin

I'm a fry lover.

— Michelle Obama

The planet will continue to cook.

— Paul Krugman

I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself.

— Megan Fox

No self-respecting Southerner will eat something baked, broiled, grilled, stewed, poached, sauteed, or flambeed when it can be deep fried.

— Sandra Brown

When we no longer have good cooking in the world, we will have no literature, nor high and sharp intelligence, nor friendly gatherings, no…

— Marie-Antoine Careme

The question is not whether we will barbecue, but how we will barbecue.

— Joan Z. Borysenko

We will see the day when we live on what we produce.

— Marion G. Romney

When we finally get together the stars in the sky will become diamonds, you will here firework,the poor will become rich, the starving will…

— Tiauna

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together,…

— Jean Kerr

Cooking is revolution and creation.

— Simone de Beauvoir