With old inflation riding the headlines, I have read till I am bleary-eyed, and I can't get head from tails of the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
