There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do… — Peter Andrews Copy Share Image
I would say that I bought the land under which Trump Tower sits while playing golf. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Draymond's always talking trash, and he's really good at getting you off your game. He's one of the guys that he'll talk… — Andre Iguodala Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game. — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf. I feel I… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The Universal Law is impartial. It will give you anything you believe. It will throw you garbage or roses depending on the… — Stuart Wilde Copy Share Image
I think that (Alister) MacKenzie and I managed to work as a completely sympathetic team. Of course there was never any question… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
Men around 25yrs like playIng soccer, Men around 45yrs like playing tennis, Men around 65yrs like playing golf, have U realised,,The older… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I suppose I could think of a lot of things to say about the fact that I still play. But I don't… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
I don't want to coach too far into my 60s. By then, I'll be playing golf four or five times a week. — Steve Spurrier Copy Share Image
Golf is the only-est sport. You're completely alone with every conceivable opportunity to defeat yourself. Golf brings out your assets and liabilities… — Hale Irwin Copy Share Image
“To me, the most confusing part about golf is that I don’t know whether I’d rather actually be playing golf, or sitting… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
We called [my son] Gary "Little Herschel" when he was in middle school - but then he didn't grow any taller. He… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I think as golfers, whenever you've had a long period off, you always sort of plan for a bit of rust. Not… — Tommy Fleetwood Copy Share Image
I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game. You're going to hit bad shots,… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I found a 1992 New York Times article:Bill Clinton playing golf at a club that he played at all of his adult… — Sean Hannity Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
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