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Balls Quote by Tim Allen

“Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.” quote by Tim Allen — Download Open image

“Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.”

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