Nobody listens anymore. I can't talk to the walls because they're yelling at me, I can't talk to my wife; she listens… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
A lot of people look for you to change. Everything has stayed the same. Financially, this is God's money, and my wife… — Andre Ward Copy Share Image
My wife called me a mule. She once said, "I didn't marry a man; I married a mule!" I kept thinking about… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Whatever I design, it has to please my eye. If I go to work on an office block, I'll draw the office… — John Rocha Copy Share Image
I read an interview with Daniel Woodrell once where he said something like, basically, if people had said what they said to… — Tod Goldberg Copy Share Image
My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the… — Gene Hackman Copy Share Image
I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I… — Chris Ware Copy Share Image
My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
And not only that, I also have the MacBook Air which is really cool. Even my wife is jealous of my MacBook… — Karl Rove Copy Share Image
It's so childish, "greatest country in the world." It's like saying, "I have the greatest wife in the world. Not just the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's time for me to do things I like so I will be happy, my wife will be happy, my friends will… — Jean-Claude Van Damme Copy Share Image
My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met. — Taylor Hanson Copy Share Image
O MY WIFE-who made the writing of my previous book a pleasure and writing of the present one a necessity. — Herbert C. Brown Copy Share Image
I had blackouts, fallen out, of course, the death threats, people showing up, putting guns to my wife's head with mask, and… — Cornel West Copy Share Image
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I don't speak a lot when I get home, during the season. It's great. I just get to sit and listen. My… — Thomas Sadoski Copy Share Image
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I told (my wife) that there's a three-month aftermath that you better be able to handle, because it's real. I think the… — Jim Tressel Copy Share Image
We always spend the summer together. My wife and kids, we always go back to Massachusetts and spend the summer there near… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
If I killed my wife and mother and debauched a thousand women I couldn't go to hell--in fact, I couldn't go to… — Bill Foster Copy Share Image
My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west. — Buffalo Bill Copy Share Image
All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house. — Willie Pep Copy Share Image
