I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett Copy Share Image
Once, during an interview in front of my wife, I was asked, "Are you one of those actors who brings your character… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out that… — Barry Sonnenfeld Copy Share Image
The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife… — William Petersen Copy Share Image
I think it's important for women to be patient with their men. Try not chastise them to the point where they never… — Justin Baldoni Copy Share Image
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf. — Dave Foley Copy Share Image
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're… — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I haven't been putting up with… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I met my wife, Jennifer, while sitting next to her on the airplane on the way to England. I was heading to… — Derek Kilmer Copy Share Image
One thing I am certain of is that, if I have done anything good in music, it was, first, because of my… — Charles Ives Copy Share Image
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife and I are living large in our beloved Miami and I'm working on the things that are important to me. — Jeb Bush Copy Share Image
Love is hanging out at the ocean, watching my wife and little girls play in the sand. I know, I threw up… — Patrick Fabian Copy Share Image
My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye. — Max Miller Copy Share Image
I feel lousy about the pain that I've caused my wife and kids. I feel guilty and conscience-stricken, and all of those… — William Holden Copy Share Image
The great thing about not being president anymore is I can say whatever I want, about anything. Of course [now], nobody really… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, 'By the way, cheated on my… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
Two weeks after the arrested I was on the phone with my wife and we said a prayer and I was crying… — Christian Hosoi Copy Share Image
I employed my wife for three years to sit in the attic and type up my autobiography, 700 pages, organise everywhere I… — Ken Livingstone Copy Share Image
