My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye. — Max Miller Easier Copy Share Image
My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the… — Max Miller Acres Copy Share Image
My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye. — Max Miller Goodbye Copy Share Image
