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Last week I was in London at an awards show, then I flew home and was in an RV park with my… — Peter Facinelli Copy Share Image
I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're… — Jack White Copy Share Image
I was with my wife for five years before we got married, so we've been together since I was 22. — James Marsden Copy Share Image
Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
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I'd just written the book Ocean Of Sound, and this terrible thing happened in my life: my wife committed suicide. I was… — David Toop Copy Share Image
I have this mistress: show business. I get a lot of love and adulation from outside, and [my wife] lets me have… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
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A couple of years ago, my wife, Erica, and I were getting our daughter ready for school and an image of President… — Julian Castro Copy Share Image
To me, money is a means to do good. I reached a point in my life where I had enjoyed tremendous business… — Eli Broad Copy Share Image
My wife and I are involved in writing/publishing/promotion twenty-four/seven. It isn't a day job; it's life. — Kevin J. Anderson Copy Share Image
My wife and I just prefer Seattle. It's a beautiful city. Great setting. You open your front door in the morning and… — Ron Reagan Copy Share Image
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I may be able to spot arrowheads on the desert but a refrigerator is a jungle in which I am easily lost.… — Edward T. Hall Copy Share Image
I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
True happiness for me is playing a concert in Blink-182, and then hanging out with my friends and my wife and son,… — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
I really enjoy sailing on Lake Geneva because I can just look at the shore and see my wife having a barbecue… — Ernesto Bertarelli Copy Share Image
Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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