The best thing about my family is my wife. She is a great first lady. I know that sounds not very objective,… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
My favorite Elton John song is "Daniel"; my son is named Daniel and he's partly named after my wife's father, but also… — Steven Drozd Copy Share Image
That's how it all started, when I met my wife. My music career, even though I started when I was 16, it… — Donavon Frankenreiter Copy Share Image
Gorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean, life...no, actually, it was my wife. — Terry Gilliam Copy Share Image
I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea."… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there is no answer to be… — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
I'm so lucky, I'm just really grateful for what I've got around me - children and my wife and everything else. — Paul Weller Copy Share Image
My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we do notwantsix. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time. — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
I want to feel better. My wife says she likes me not drinking, not so many highs, so many lows, I don't… — Mike Bryan Copy Share Image
All my closest friends came to me through poetry. My wife, too! Other than my family, poetry is the gravitational force of… — Matthew Zapruder Copy Share Image
I met my wife, I had no money, I had nothing, and I started my family without really, my career was nowhere,… — Greg Grunberg Copy Share Image
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
My wife is 37 years younger than me. I don't feel the difference. — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
I call upon my God to judge me, he knows that I love my friends and above all others my wife and… — Stand Watie Copy Share Image
Yeah I was aware of the book, but hadn't read it. So as soon as I'd finished the script, I got a… — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
My mother likes what I cook, but doesn't think it's French. My wife is Puerto Rican and Cuban, so I eat rice… — Jacques Pepin Copy Share Image
I have one main reader, Miriam Gomez, my wife. She reads everything I write - I have not finished writing something and… — Guillermo Cabrera Infante Copy Share Image
I certainly had my years as an out of work actor but I was married with a baby. My wife was supporting… — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
My wife is beginning to instruct me on means to retrieve dreams, and bit by bit, it does seem to be working. — Theodore Sturgeon Copy Share Image
When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
