My wife Quotes · Page 57

With all due respect," Christopher muttered, "this conversation is leading nowhere. At least one of you should point out that Beatrix deserves…

— Lisa Kleypas

My wife and I have just returned from Belgium where, courtesy of the hotel TV, we acquired a new perspective on the…

— David Walker

My wife and I lived all alone, contention was our only bone. I fought with her, she fought with me, and things…

— Robert Creeley

I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife.

— Mikhail Grabovski

My wife, Katey Sagal, has transformed herself from a sitcom cartoon to a dramatic powerhouse.

— Kurt Sutter

I have a thing that I do when I meet famous people where I try to play it really cool. Sometimes I…

— Rob Huebel

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.

— Jean-Claude Van Damme

I have sacrificed for the Republic all that man holds dear - my wife, my children, my liberty, my life.

— Theobald of Bec

I've finally found somebody who's up to the task of being my wife, because I'm very ... high maintenance.

— Neil Diamond

I began seeing my wife, Kathleen, while I was undergoing treatment for prostate cancer.

— Ken Venturi

My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I said to my wife just the other day, I was actually taking some time to consider all the blessings in my…

— Tracy Letts

My wife was easy because she trains [jiu-jitsu] all the time. She's pretty much on a completely different diet. I always just…

— Anthony Bourdain

I'm no syllogism incarnate, but my wife makes me look like Immanuel Kant.

— Claudia Cardinale

I met my wife Anne who was a sociology student, and her influence together with activities associated with the student movement of…

— Paul Nurse

I'd thought I'd live with my wife, but I couldn't find one.

— Nick Hornby

Everything that's cool that happens, I look at my wife and I say, 'We need to enjoy this moment right here! This…

— Joe Nichols

Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the…

— Sugar Ray Leonard

My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in.

— Jeff Bridges

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense…

— Paul Newman

With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Each [of my wives] was jealous and resentful of my preoccupation with business. Yet none showed any visible aversion to sharing in…

— J. Paul Getty

There was the strangest combination of church influence against me. Baker is a Campbellite; and therefore, as I suppose with few exceptions,…

— Abraham Lincoln

Listen, first of all, my wife is my best friend. My love for her is deeper than anything. The reality is, I'm…

— Wayne Gretzky