I'm not dying for everyone to hear everything we do. Forty minutes every two years is sensible. — Stephen Malkmus Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“Memories are so two-faced. One minute they're hugging you like a long-lost friend, the next minute they're ripping you apart like your… — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
It was hysterical going to work. I would just walk in and think, 'What in hell? Am I here? What's going on?… — Jacqueline McKenzie Copy Share Image
I've always felt that some of my best lyrics are less than three minutes long, and it's great when you can do… — Ian Anderson Copy Share Image
My son - and what's a song? A thing begot within a pair of minutes, thereabout, a lump bred up in darkness. — Thomas Kyd Copy Share Image
To work effectively you need uninterrupted blocks of time in which you can complete meaningful work... I've found that a minimum of… — Steve Pavlina Copy Share Image
When you grow a business, it belongs to a lot of other people besides you. As much as you want to control… — Donna Karan Copy Share Image
After a training camp workout, my body is eager to replace nutrients and energy that are lost during the workout. It's best… — Troy Polamalu Copy Share Image
Within a few short hours, he nearly had me agreeing to try deer jerky for the first time. Almost. If it weren't… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Would I love to run around and check out if Jennifer Aniston was looking for a boyfriend? Yeah, it would be interesting… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
I am a teller of stories...a weaver of dreams. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather stand on my head.… — Anthony Minghella Copy Share Image
Religion has become to many merely a means of doing a little charity work, just to amuse them after a hard day's… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
I've laid down in dried up streambeds, leaving a shadow. And then, five minutes later, it's flash flooded, and where I once… — Andy Goldsworthy Copy Share Image
One of the ways to reduce that barking would be to have volunteers come in especially for hte for the dogs and… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
We got an expression ride back to the palace of Hades. Nico sent word ahead, thanks to some ghost he summoned out… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The romance of circumvention is one of the most destructive forces at work in our society. The American Idol freeway to greatness,… — Daniel Gillies Copy Share Image
STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
When you make a bad pitch and the hitter puts it out of the park and you cost your team the game,… — Bob Feller Copy Share Image
Does the Bible ever say anywhere from Genesis to Revelation, 'My house shall be called a house of preaching'? Does it ever… — Jim Cymbala Copy Share Image
It was very easy to kind of, kinda shut off and just, just kinda go crazy and just kinda dive into this… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
Another last-minute, good-deed job,” Royce grumbled as he stuffed supplies into his saddlebag. “True,” Hadrian said, slinging his sword belt over his… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
My first job was for a blue jean company as a sitting model. I posed for 15 minutes and made $50. It was 1976. — Janice Dickinson Copy Share Image
Having made films, I know very well that the scope of the average 90- to 120-minute movie is about the same narrative… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
It's rare that scenes last more than 2 or 3 minutes, so sound helps segue from one scene to another. — Stephen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Running overtime is the one unforgivable error a lecturer can make. After fifty minutes (one microcentury as von Neumann used to say)… — Gian-Carlo Rota Copy Share Image
The thing we're all looking for is happiness, and if we achieve just a modicum of that or even a little piece… — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
I've been through so much in my life. I've seen so much. I know how fast things can change. I know someone… — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
We have learned how to develop five-minute and even one-minute managers. But we would do better to ask ourselves what it takes… — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi Copy Share Image
My first cut was three hours and 17 minutes. And then I just became very shrewd about the editing. — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
A playwright must be his own audience. A novelist may lose his readers for a few pages; a playwright never dares lose… — Terence Rattigan Copy Share Image
Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've never been a model, I was an actress for like a minute, but I've always been a writer. That's where I'm… — Karrine Steffans Copy Share Image
I can't see any hope but a second front. The psychological effect would be great, even if they could not wade all… — Bess Truman Copy Share Image
I do 45 minutes of cardio five days a week, because I like to eat. I do Tracy Anderson's dance aerobics classes. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
If you're asked something on a movie set and you say 'I don't know,' you lose confidence in every department. What you… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister! — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image