Man, if you're against gay marriage, you've set off a switch in my brain to never take a word you say seriously. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. Happy Anniversary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an odd conversation with your spouse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman worries about future until she gets a husband, A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are truly a blessing from God. Thank you for being my partner, spouse, lover, and friend. Happy Anniversary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is significant in your life. We pray that God will continue to bless you. Best wishes on your wedding day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you get married your expectations go from idealistic to authentic, that is if you ever hope to make it last. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parenthood has the power to redefine every aspect of life - marriage, work, relationships with family and friends. Those helpless bundles of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To My Future Wife I will be your strength when you are weak, Ill always be here for you no matter how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know, she said. We used to squabble a lot when we were going together and then engaged and everything, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Farm policy, although it's complex, can be explained. What it can't be is believed. No cheating spouse, no teen with a wrecked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good wife gives happiness and long-life to her husband. Allow me, dear, for our anniversary to wish you to share this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing how we will do whatever it takes to move our careers forward and increase our incomes, yet we do NOT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The role of the stepmother is the most difficult of all, because you can't ever just be. You're constantly being tested, by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our marriage is grounded in the word of God. That's really it. God is the core of our marriage, and the foundation… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To be fully seen by somebody, then, and be loved anyhow - this is a human offering that can border on miraculous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think you're suppose to marry the person you're opposite with, that way two people won't make the same mistake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's take a break from debating gay marriage to remember an unmarried 33-year-old man who hung out with 12 dudes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Then, smelling of smoke and ketchup, I’d return to my hangdog wife and continue the long business of loving her.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys don't really plan out their weddings the way girls do, but I know I want a penguin for a ring bearer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy anniversary to you both; Have a bright and happy day. Your marriage sets an example; It shines in every way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are truly and deeply in love the whole world tries to bring you together. Congratulations on your wedding! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An ancient Chinese saying says every child is actually a little Buddha that helps their parents mature and grow up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pray with and for your wife every day and remember to include the reasons you are thankful to God for her that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because it is the only finger with a vein that connects to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A marriage contract to me is as binding as any in business, and I have always believed in sticking to an agreement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The bonsai tree symbolizes some of the keys to a lasting marriage and life: nurturing, patience, caring and growth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once a Virgo man is ready to settle down, he will be the best husband and provider ever. But only when he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We cannot, without depraving our minds, endeavour to please a lover or husband, but in proportion as he pleases us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They call 50 years the Golden Anniversary; the two of you shine and are great examples of what a marriage should be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, Youre only interested in one thing, and you cant remember what it is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
