“Be my guest,” she whispered through a tight smile. “If you’d rather be planning a wedding than a militia.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of people are against gay marriage right now but back then everyone was against interracial marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember to pretend you're hungover instead of tired from being up since 4 a.m. watching the Royal Wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who makes the mistake of marrying the wrong woman should not have to suffer for the rest of his life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he could be wicked and wouldn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world is large,” said Okonkwo. “I have even heard that in some tribes a man’s children belong to his wife and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How are you now?, I'm getting married next week. it's too abrupt!my mother even cried, and my father seems so disappointed but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a HUSBAND who sent his WIFE a Rose whenever he was out...One day he died.. Still his WIFE received a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A large proportion of mankind, like pigeons and partridges, on reaching maturity, having passed through a period of playfulness or promiscuity, establish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before the boat docked, however, he confessed because he was contemplating running for president, he couldn't separate from his wife. I believed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage problems are a fact of life. Most people struggle at some time with conflict that involves them and their partner. It's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Your body is a temple, Eleanor. You should treat it like the priceless and holy vessel it is. I learned one thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Francis Huntrodds and his wife Mary died within five hours of one another on their 80th birthday – their joint 80th birthday.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The behavior of some children suggests that their parents embarked on the sea of matrimony without a paddle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are against gay marriage JUST because 'The Bible says it's wrong.' I will never respect your opinion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Civil marriage, like all civil rights provided by the government, must be provided equally to all Americans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On your anniversary, I wish that your marriage is blessed with everlasting love, togetherness, and happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so lucky to have you as my husband and this is my best day in my life. Happy anniversary to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best wishes the world can wish happiness throughout your wedding and your marriage life. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a navy wife. When you say your prayers for the wives, mothers, and fathers, please dont forget about me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some are going out to join their husbands, some to find a husband, some few per adventure to leave a husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The fact that disasters have the power to bring us all together probably explains why weddings are so popular. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girlfriend : Babe , What's Your Favorite Position? ;) Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage...a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congrats on your wedding, I hope you and your soon-to-be wife will be very happy together! Best wishes to you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose your spouse carefully. Being single and feeling lonely is better than being married and feeling lonely. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Other married people have lived together and hated each other. Why shouldn't we? We may forget even to hate.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blessings of marriage give your life a meaning. It completes you as a person. Congratulations on your wedding! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband, sorry for not being perfect I hope you can see through my imperfections or love me anyways — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can a woman in a relationship, have a separate bank account and by herself things without informing her spouse? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Disney, giving girls the false hope that all incredibly rich, hot, popular guys are husband material since 1923. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
