I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage does not happen because two people are inlove,you have to consider the families of both sides. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am rich and famous. I have a talented and gorgeous husband and two beautiful children. I could go on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yours is a model union, and a couple never looked so natural and harmonious, a marriage made in heaven! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm proud of my future wife being pregnant, going to school and still have enough energy to talk to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger I watched too many love stories, witnessed too many weddings and just wanted love... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you to our Family and Friends, for celebrating our joy, Supporting us and sharing our love. We sincerely thank you For… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I disapprove of matrimony as a matter of principle.... Why should any independent, intelligent female choose to subject herself to the whims… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“..I was raised on the Torah, my wife on the Qu'Ran, my eldest son is an Atheist, my youngest is a scientologist,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you made tons of money, had a beautiful wife and three adorable kids-when you were the envy of your community and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please understand that there is NO such thing as a complicated relationship. Either you are Single, Involve With Someone, Married, Divorce, or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Therefore I do pray and entreat you in the name of Jesus Christ to do so much as to make my being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give your heart,but not into each other's keeping. For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.And stand together,yet not too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you fight like youre married, talk like best friends, and flirt like first loves, youre meant to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And pray where in earth or heaven are there prudent marriages-Might as well talk about prudent suicides. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When parents see weddings from back home and they point out all these random girls to marry...no thanks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its Monday. Marriage sucks. School sucks. Winter sucks. Everybody sucks. Oh, sorry. It's my lady time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Acting childish might get what you want now, but it hurts your marriage in the long run. BE. A. GROWNUP! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have a Happy Silver Wedding. A day that's filled with fun and remember 25 years ago when two became one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your wedding day may come and go, but may your love forever grow. Congratulations to the perfect couple! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The father of your child; the one who was committed to having sex with you, but wont commit to marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? Carrie P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many congratulations on your wedding. It was a great pleasure to witness this special day of your lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here's to good sense of humor - and a short memory! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We sincerely thank you, friends and loved ones, for sharing with us the sweet moments of our wedding day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May all your days be as joyous and happy as the day of your wedding. Congratulations to the happy couple. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keeping your word is one of the smallest yet impactful things you can do to build trust in your marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old people at weddings always poke me and say You're Next. So I started doing the same to them at funerals — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife, very often heard indeed, but seldom minded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If marriage is about deciding to love on a daily basis, I have woken up to a no-brainer every day since.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't like gay marriage, blame it on straight people. They're the ones who keep having gay babies!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriagea book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
